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Hey Aster!!! Buddy moves out (in 5 years)

Hey Aster!!!

Buddy moves out (in 5 years)

Buddy: Hey Aster!!
Aster: What!!
Buddy: hey can I have some tickets!!
Aster: Why do you need tickets!!!
Buddy: Because I’m moving out!!!
Aster: Really!!
Aster goes out and buys the tickets.
Aster returns home.
Buddy: yeah in the next 5 years!!
Aster: Wait!!! But I-I-I just bought the tickets for today though!!!
Buddy: Well I guess you’re stuck with me then!!!
Aster: BUDDY!!!

Blueberry Muffins Blueberry Muffins

Fresh out of the oven,
Come fat blueberry muffins,
with their intoxicating aroma of rich buttery
cake and melted fruit wafting through the air.
They sit on the table, waiting to be ogled by eager, hungry eyes,
And tease the tongues of any who happen to look for long enough.

Blueberry muffins have got me under a magic spell.

They're easy on the eyes,
warm to the touch,

A Little Like Math...Add The Bed.
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Pray to God that you don't multiply ;)

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Roses are What?!by ~bleedingAce

Literature / Poetry / Humor / Visual & Found Poetry

I was in a really funny mood this morning! That made it hard to concentrate and do my homework. I was trying to work on English but wasn't getting anywhere so I started drawing Sheldon, my WalZebrus (Epic Fail).
Then I broke Google! So I tried English again. Still nowhere so I wrote this!
Then I still wasn't getting anywhere so I decided to take a shower. I had a tune from some commercial stuck in my head and just sang whatever words came to mind to it and ended up with this:
"Bubbles and crack seeds in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop de loop
Pickles and pear pods fling some poop
Peacocks and orange juice hula hoop!"
Then I only had enough shaving cream for one leg!! (story of my life!)
So then I drew this and...ya ...so...theres...that...

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~FogandDreams Sep 15, 2012

Hahahhahaha omb i love it i s awesome! nice little song as well.

~bleedingAce Sep 18, 2012

Haha! Thanks!

~FogandDreams Sep 18, 2012

Ur welcome

~6-9Changeling Sep 9, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

"Animal crackers in my soup! Monkeys and rabbits loop de loop!" That Shirley Temple commercial XD This made me laugh omb hahaa!!
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~bleedingAce Sep 9, 2012

OH YA! Thats It!! I couldn't remember!! XD hahaha!

~6-9Changeling Sep 9, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Me and Chelsea sang along to it last week hahaa XD The randomness is truly amazing here im jelly :3

~bleedingAce Sep 9, 2012

Hahaha! ya! Dats how i roll! Ding! Dang! Who's Ya Boss?!!

~6-9Changeling Sep 9, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Pewdiepie: Dat's how I roll! Dat's how I get all de ladies!!
Sorry bwahahaa!!
Oh Ashley, psshhh

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